Ridiculously usable.
Annoyingly not Microsoft.
NotMicrosoft is the weird office suite that skips the ceremony and gets straight to the file. Write docs, crunch numbers, build decks, and sketch graphics in-browser with local-first editing, optional workspace accounts, and exports that open in the apps people actually use.
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Workspace Library
Owned and shared docs across devices.
Start From Template
Open Blank Or Jump In
Applications
Words
Write docs. Outline headings. Save native files. Export DOCX, PDF, or TXT.
Cells
Spreadsheet grid with formulas, sorting, native saves, and export to XLSX or CSV.
Points
Build slides, tune transitions, present with notes, then export PPTX, PDF, or PNG.
Draw
Paint with brush, shapes, image import, canvas presets, and export clean PNG or JPG.
The premise
This exists to show what AI can build right now end-to-end with almost no friction. It’s parody, but it’s also usable.
- It is still local-first: browser storage and downloads work without signing in.
- Workspace accounts are now optional when you want real server-backed saves and cross-device reopen.
- Exports are real files: DOCX, XLSX, PPTX, PDF, PNG, and JPG.
- It stays intentionally lightweight, fast to load, and fast to use.
FAQ
Read the tiny rant + FAQ
The joke is simple: we all spend our lives inside office apps. This is a tiny local-only parody suite you can actually use. Local work stays local by default, and workspace saves only go to the server when you use the workspace features.
Is this actually usable? Yes. It is not a full replacement. It is a "ship it" demo.
Where are my files stored? In your browser by default, or on your workspace server if you sign in and use workspace saves.
Is it open source? Open-source-ish. Built fast. If it goes viral, we’ll clean it up.
Are you affiliated with Microsoft? No. Parody. Not affiliated.